Conveniently located next to Haverhill’s foremost bepper emporium, Jennie’s Inc. unassumingly occupies 133 Merrimack St., its humble exterior barely hinting at its interior largess- which is, like, absolute junk store heaven.

As I once Yelped, the selection of amazing finds at mind bogglingly low prices is so vast, you’ll think you were flattened by a be-spoilered* Civic on your way over from the Salvation Army. I never thought I’d survive another long, cold, flea market-less winter until I stepped foot inside this awesome co-op.
Let’s take a look at just a few of the delightful bargains we encountered this afternoon, shall we?

Nerd smut!

Possibly unintentional political satire!

Hipster watermelon piñata!
We also found something labeled “imagination stick” for only $2.00. I’ll let you draw your own (no-doubt more tawdry) conclusions there.
FIRST HAVERHILL FEVER CONTEST: Find, purchase, and photograph the aforementioned object and you will win a Haverhill Fever t-shirt!**
Today, I scored an antique schoolhouse chair ($6.00), a portrait of the 8th grade class of Pratville, circa 1908 ($5.00), and a vintage Royal Japan sailor decanter (Listed for $40 on eBay) for, um hello, only $3.00!
If you’re a lover of antiques, weird stuff, or simply dig a good rummage, be sure to check out Jennie’s Inc. at 133 Merrimack St. in Haverhill.
Just please leave some bargains for me, okay?

* totally made up word which means “to which an aftermarket spoiler has been affixed”
* *Haverhill Fever t-shirts do not actually exist.