If you are unfamiliar with Yahoo! Answers, then let me explain.
It is where all the world’s greatest minds gather to discuss religion, politics, science, and other facets of civilzation.
This morning, this gem of an inquiry popped up in my Google Alerts:
I wouldn't even dignify this with a response
I’m pretty sure I can come up with a least a handful of places less cool than Haverhill (Plaistow, anyone?).
Can the home of Tom Bergeron, Miskatanic U., and the Black Diamonds really be “uncool?”
I don’t think so.
Are other cities cooler than Haverhill? Sure!
Some uncool things can (and have) happen in Haverhill, but over all it’s a pretty cool place! Heck, I can park my car Friday evening and not use it all weekend and I can visit 22 restaurants , all on foot. I consider that cool. & there too many other aspects of Haverhill that are cool. nuff said
Wait…so a guy with THAT Yahoo! avatar thinks WE’RE uncool? I was going to take offense to his question, but now that I see what we’re dealing with here, never mind.
He probably is pronouncing Haverhill wrong. If he knew the real way to say it, he would certainly know that Rob Zombie is lucky to be from here.