The crew at Pedro’s Bike Care recently let the world in on a little secret: company president Matt Simpson is, um, not quite human.
“The man is an animal…a machine…an animal machine. Not like a machine that makes animals. More like an animal that is a machine — like a Mecha-Shark or a Robo-Ferret.”
Got doubts? Watch this video:
Check out the full post on the Pedro’s blog.
Across town, the future Matt Simpsons of Haverhill were out in full force, taking full advantage of the nice smooth pavement in the new Seven Sisters development:
And in this sweet clip from last year, some local snowboarders tackle the terrain park (sans Photoshop embellishment) at Ski Bradford. (I love that they call Bradford “B-rad.” Totally stealing that.)
Phew! Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m exhausted now. I think I’ll grab that pint of England’s that I’ve been hoarding since the summer and take a load off for a bit…
Are you the same amanda that has bailed on me and matt twice for morning runs at winnekenni?
“Morning?” “Run?” What are these strange words you speak?
But seriously, it was not I. If you guys ever go for a power walk or leisurely stroll (somehow I’m doubtful) I’m in! I have been thinking about joining Pedro’s for a Friday ride, but I rock a 1950’s bike with a basket.
Hey,
I was on the frozen waves facebook and saw a link to this blog. Glad to see someone has a blog for haverhill. I was psyched to see that you guys posted my edit up on here from bradford last year! This my new edit from frozen waves. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_VfKWXM2wE .